Badass Baby Box - Customize the Perfect Gift Set

$15.00
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BUILD YOUR OWN BADASS GIFT BOX! 

Purchase any bodysuit(s) or Toddler Shirt(s) and get them packed in a decorated gift box with some damn fine goodies of your choice!! 

If you are looking for a baby shower gift, search no more because this is THE BEST BABY SHOWER GIFT EVER!!! 

Includes fun and hilarious "Birth Story" Madlib party game, perfect for baby showers and/or soon to be Mothers. Organic lollipops, great for pregnant or nursing women who are about to kill someone for a damn treat! And a Vulgar Baby bib that you won't mind getting dirty! Pair this all with any of our awesome add-ons to make it the perfect gift set! 

Badass Baby Box includes:

  • White Vulgar Baby Bib
  • 2 Organic Lollipops
  • Vulgar Baby Party Madlib
  • Hand-made "Badass Baby" Greeting Card, blank inside 
  • Optional add-on items: Pacifiers, cups, sunglasses, shoes & bottles 
  • All packaged in a decorated Gift Box (gift box color options available above)
  • Don't forget to purchase bodysuits &/or toddler shirts to go in your box!
  • Guaranteed to be the most badass gift they will receive.

-- Burp cloths no longer available 

**Wrapping may vary slightly depending on the quantity ordered, but will stay in theme and look fantastic.

 

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