Badass Shirts

My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this design on a BABY BODYSUIT too and make it a...

Ain't no struggles when you got the snuggles. Hug Life.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey...

Don't mess with me! Have you seen my Dad's beard?! This kid is the coolest and so is Dad's awesome beard! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor...

Mom is Badass and she deserves to know it! Help your Toddler show some love with this "Mom Tattoo" Toddler Shirt.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday, Valentines day or Mother's Day gift! Machine washable. Made with...

This kid is not going to take it any more. RESIST!!! Perfect shirt for toddlers who are difficult to clothe, won't nap, eat or sleep when you want them too.  Nap time?  RESIST! Eat my food? RESIST!! Put some clothes on? RESIST! RESIST!...

If you do know what it means, then you don't need to. If you do, then your kid needs this.     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love...

We've got a Little Badass on our hands!  This rock and roll Toddler Shirt is perfect for that cool little Toddler in your life!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine...

Nothing is more lovable and cuddly as a panda with guns. Banksy your baby with this adorable gun toting animal today! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic 1st Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

This Toddler is Kickin Ass and Takin Naps!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are made...

"You can have my bottle when you pry it from my tiny little fingers!"  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift!   Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality,...

Have you seen the feet on this kid?!  Get a laugh every time with this smartass Toddler Shirt. Mine's Bigger Than Yours!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made...

Day of the Dead skulls are cool on any day, especially during the Dia de los Muertos Holiday!  Honor this sacred holiday with this badass colorful sugar skull toddler shirt. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or...

I have come from Heaven, to cause Chaos and Destruction, Love me!!  Parenting is hard and kids are crazy. Sometimes it seems as if they are on a mission to cause trouble, and maybe, just maybe, that's true.  Specifications:  Makes a...

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME! DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS Y'ALL! GOTTA MAKE THAT MONEY LITTLE HONEY!   A perfect toddler shirt to pay tribute to the one and only, Wu-tang Clan!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or...

I DO EPIC SHIT! Think about it, I started from a fucking cell! And here I am; learning to communicate today, and I'll be climbing mountains tomorrow!  The perfect shirt for epic toddlers that are ready for extreme awesomeness! ...

This Toddler has some serious Ninja skills. Dad definitely had something to do with that!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

Drinking Buddies for life!  There's no better way to outfit your little Half Pint than with this most awesome toddler shirt.  It's the perfect gift for cool kids with parents that are beer lovers!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

Haters Gonna Hate. Players Gonna Play.  I don't hang with Haters, Wanna play?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White...

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! What are you complaining about mom? We don't need sleep! I'M WIDE AWAKE!!!! This awesome toddler shirt is the perfect gift for the sleep deprived mom & dad. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday...

Do you even lift, bro?! I'm SWOLE baby!!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are made...

Mom and Dad are totally Badass! Show them that you appriciate their service to you AND to our country! Police Officer, Firefighter, Marine, Navy, Airforce & Army! Don't see the service you are looking for? Write it in in the special instructions...

Put your little one in this Badass Kid Chaos Toddler Shirt for some wicked halloween fun! Because that's what kids are, Chaos! Pure, sweet, stinky Chaos.  Show up to your next Halloween party with your Toddler dressed in this and they will be the...

Don't mess with TEXAS or Rougned Odor will punch you in the FACE! It's a HIT! Celebrate one of the greatest punches in Basball History and the second greatest in Arlington (never forget Nolan pounding Ventura on the mound). Don't mess with Texas,...

Because everything is Bigger and more Badass in Texas! Show your pride with this "I'm from Texas" Toddler Shirt, and if they don't like it? Well, they can just kiss your ass (or wipe your kid's!)   Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday...

My Mommy has some badass Ninja Skills! And so do I.  Thanks Mommy! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton,...

You've got a Future Badass on your hands! Rock out your cool kid with this Badass Toddler Shirt.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

Power to the little people! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are made with 93% Cotton...

Haters Gonna Hate. Players Gonna Play.  I don't hang with Haters, Wanna play?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White...

Not all little girls LOVE PINK. Some girls HATE PINK. So let's quit shoving it in their faces and writing it across their butts! Give these girls some color choices and let them show their badass individuality!    Show your sense of humor with...

Because there is probably nothing cooler than a Samurai Pirate Trex.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton,...

Personalized Badass Baby Toddler Shirt. Every cool kid needs one. Perfect for Badass Little Girls and Little Boys!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love &...

My 2 Mom's are better than your 1!  Show some PRIDE and look great while you do it!    Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White...

Aaaaar! Ahoy Maties! It's time to wipe me booty and put me to slumber! Shiver me timbers! This be the finest Toddler gift you ever saw! Aye, "Sleep like a Captain, Play like a Pirate" Toddler Shirt is perfect for your little Shark Bait...

We don't get mad, we get even!!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are...

Watch out world! We've got a Future Troublemaker on our hands!  AKA- The "Strong Willed Child" Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

This child is a born rebel. A starter of trouble and breaker of hearts! Watch out world, we've got a Hell Child on our hands!  But of course, we say all of this with love.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday...

It just is what it is, kid! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are made with 93% Cotton...

The perfect shirt for your wild child. Kolohe baby!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather...

Clean the poop deck you little Scallywag!  The perfect gift for your little pirate!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts...

My 2 Dad's are better than your 1!  Show some PRIDE and look great while you do it!    Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White...

"Though she be but little, she is fierce." This little girl is about to be kicking ass, taking names and making this world a better place along the way! And of course she'll be looking fabulous while she's at it...

Vulgar Baby logo Toddler Shirt. For Badass kids Only. Keep your little girl or little boy looking stylish and getting laughs with this trendy and funny toddler Shirt. Perfect for cool parents with a sense of humor.  Specifications:  Makes...