Funny Shirts

NO, he's not a damn girl, he's just got long hair!!    Come on people, Boys have long hair too!  A perfect shirt for that precious little boy that's always getting mistaken for a girl.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

Perfect for Toddlers With Attitudes! And for toddlers who just can't seem to stay out of time out! This awesome "Straight Outta Time Out" Toddler Shirt is a perfect way to show some love for the pioneers of Hip Hop; Easy E, Ice Cube and Dr. Dre of NWA...

My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this design on a BABY BODYSUIT too and make it a...

Whoa, this kid is a handful! Why? Because he/she is 3! 3 AF!! That's why!  Between the ages of 2 and 5, parenting is a special kind of hard!! Customize your shirt to match the crazy stage in your life! Specifications:  Makes a...

"Something's up with Jack! Something's up with Jack!"  I know what's up, he's tired. That's the problem! He needs to go to sleep, because he is a Nightmare Before Bedtime! This awesome Toddler Shirt pays tribute to the greatest Christmas / Halloween...

I'm Cute, Mom's Hot and Dad's Drunk! It's okay, we still love him. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton,...

Just like this T-Rex, your Toddler is UNSTOPPABLE!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather...

Come at me Bro! See what happens...  The perfect t-shirt for toddlers with attitude! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are...

MERICA, FUCK YEAH!  Show some patriotism for the best damn nation in the world, and get some laughs with this ridiculously hilarious Toddler Shirt.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool...

Ain't no struggles when you got the snuggles. Hug Life.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey...

Y'all Mother Fucker's need Jesus! You really do, He's great y'all! Show your sense of humor with this awesomely southern and funny Toddler Shirt.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids!...

Chicks are all over me, momma! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like print that will hold up to the drool and multitude...

This kid can kill some cereal!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like print that will hold up to the drool and...

Don't mess with me! Have you seen my Dad's beard?! This kid is the coolest and so is Dad's awesome beard! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor...

We've all got that one "Drunk Uncle" in the family. He's amazing, he's hilarious and once again, he's drunk at the family christmas party! Show some love for your own "Drunk Uncle" with this most wonderfully festive, ugly sweater design. Personalize it...

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The batmobile, lost a wheel and the Joker got away!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor...

Perfect for Toddlers In Underwear!  The potty training is finally complete, and it's time to celebrate with an epic t-shirt! This awesome "Straight Outta Time Diapers" Toddler Shirt is a perfect way to show some love for the pioneers of Hip Hop;...

There is nothing wrong with being a music snob! We all know what good music is all about! But those other people? Well, their favorite band sucks, and that's just how it is. A perfect shirt for a Toddler's first concert, music festival or just to...

This kid is destined to be a Smartass, Just like Mom & Dad!  This Future Smartass Toddler Shirt is perfect for kids with parents that are always making jokes! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine...

SUCK IT!  Perfect Toddler Shirt for kids with bad attitudes!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton,...

kids are expensive! We need all the help we can get. Luckily, we've got Daddy's little tax deduction here to help out when Uncle Sam comes a knocking. It's about time they started giving back a little.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby...

B is for Bodyslam! Wrestle Me Elmo is all the schooling you need. Take it to the sesame street with this adorable and kick ass Toddler Shirt! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine...

My Mommy is a M.I.L.F.! (Mom I'll Love Forever) What did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter! Geez...   Get this design on a BABY BODYSUIT too and make it a matching set! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift,...

The Toddler, The Myth, The Legend! Just like this unicorn, your Toddler is destined to be a legend!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor...

It's Nap time, time for mom & dad to relax and chill.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey...

Why are they always so sweet for the grandparents and such a little shit at home?!  This badass toddler shirt says it like it is! Personalize it with Grandparents nickname of choice (Mimi, PawPaw, etc.) Just note wording change in special...

Flipping the bird!  Subtle, sassy and really super cute! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like print that will hold...

Damn Hippies! All about that Peace, Love and Mommy Hugs. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey...

This Boss Baby means business!  Cookies are for closers kid, thought you knew... Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100%...

I'm living on the edge Momma! Danger is my middle name! This cute and silly Toddler Shirt is perfect for that adventurous little one in your life. Life is too short to stay inside and avoid danger! Go outside, find some adventure and LIVE!  ...

Welcome to the SHIT SHOW kids!  On so many levels! It's about to get deep in here...  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White...

DIRT DON'T HURT! So come on Mom & Dad, let them get dirty. Let them explore! Girls and Boys alike! Let's go play in some mud!!!! Kids need to spend less time in front of a screen and more time outside! This awesome toddler shirt reminds us all to...

Trump hair and I don't even care! Sometimes you have Trump hair and you shouldn't care. It happens! Just don't care.....about your Trump hair.   The perfect Toddler shirt to start conversations and family fights.*   *not responsible for fights...

Unicorns Kick Ass, and so does your Toddler! Together, they are unstoppable!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are...

See you later Alligator! After a while Crocodile... Keep it real whether you are coming or going with this awesome 2 sided toddler shirt. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable...

"You better watch out, I'm about to LOSE MY SHIT!" Literally? Figuratively? A little of both, most likely! Either way you do not want to get in the way of this pissed off toddler! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear...

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME! DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS Y'ALL! GOTTA MAKE THAT MONEY LITTLE HONEY!   A perfect toddler shirt to pay tribute to the one and only, Wu-tang Clan!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or...

Sometimes you just gotta get your Cray-on!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts...

Haters Gonna Hate. Players Gonna Play.  I don't hang with Haters, Wanna play?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White...

I FOUGHT THE MOM AND THE MOM WON! Well, most days. Some days, the toddler wins. And that okay. Keep fighting the good fight moms, the struggle is so real... Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids!...

I don't know about you, but I'm cool. I've had MY vaccinations!  Get a laugh on the playground (and maybe make some friends) with this hilarious "It's OK we can play, I've got my shots!" Toddler Shirt. Perfect for cool parents with a sense...

Haaaaay Y'all! Whatcha think of my new Toddler Shirt?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather...

Let the world know how fantastic your child is with official statements from our Commander in Chief! Pick the shown tweet or get creative and write your own hilarious Donald Trump tweet.   Available in sizes small to bigly.   The perfect shirt...

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! What are you complaining about mom? We don't need sleep! I'M WIDE AWAKE!!!! This awesome toddler shirt is the perfect gift for the sleep deprived mom & dad. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday...

Kid, your just a Small Fry now, but you'll be a Big Mack before you know it!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100%...

Do you even lift, bro?! I'm SWOLE baby!!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are made...

Because these things really should come with a User Manual! This "User Manual Not Included" Toddler Shirt is a perfect gift for the new, the old and the clueless parents.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday...

That is one Cray Cray Toddler!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are made with 93% Cotton & 7% Polyester Shirts...

Hell has no wrath like a Toddler that is hungry! That my friend, is called Hangry. And you would NOT like me when I'm Hangry!  So feed me, feed me now.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool...

Hey Mom and Dad! Get off your #Instatwitface and play with me!!    Perfect gift for parents with a strong social media game!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable...

There's nothing better than making yourself laugh. "Quack" yourself up with this funny ducky Toddler Shirt.  That's one funny Toddler!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine...

No way we are the only intelligent life in the galaxy. I haven't been here long and already, I believe!   http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/chasing-ufos/articles/five-good-reasons-to-believe-in-ufos/ Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

Unicorns are so majestic, that they even vomit rainbows!! You do not get any cooler than that.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White...

Oh that kid? Yeah, he's okay. Give your toddler the award for World's Okayest child and celebrate mediocracy with the rest of us.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made...

Don't Blame Me! Blame Spider-Man! He did it! The perfect toddler shirt for your little troublemaker. "But MOM, it wasn't me! I didn't do it, Spider-man did it!"   Sure thing buddy, I believe you.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To tell that damn cow to knock it off!!    Nothing like poultry telling it how it is. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made...

Drinking Buddies for life!  There's no better way to outfit your little Half Pint than with this most awesome toddler shirt.  It's the perfect gift for cool kids with parents that are beer lovers!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

No Sir, I don't like it! Show your Toddler's grumpier (and nostalgic) side with this vintage cartoon, Ren & Stimpy Toddler Shirt.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable...

When a problem comes around, you must Whip it!   Show some love for the band Devo and Whippet dogs with this oh so Punny Toddler Shirt!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine...

My Dad is Bad Hombre! Or so some may say. But I know, he's a really great guy! Call him what you will, you big ole' bully! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with...

Haters Gonna Hate. Players Gonna Play.  I don't hang with Haters, Wanna play?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White...

"Feed Me Seymour!" Because you do NOT want to face off with a hangry Toddler! This awesome Toddler Shirt is an ode to the classic movie, Little Shop of Horrors, and to hungry kids everywhere. Parents that love movies, especially the classics!...

Hot Dog! We've got a Wiener!  This Toddler Shirt just got you the punniest Toddler award!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor...

Not all little girls LOVE PINK. Some girls HATE PINK. So let's quit shoving it in their faces and writing it across their butts! Give these girls some color choices and let them show their badass individuality!    Show your sense of humor with...

What family isn't a little loco?! Celebrate your crazy family with this awesome Cypress Hill inspired toddler shirt.  Makes the perfect outfit for any family gathering! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Christmas gift, or everyday wear for...

Get your groove on little one! Werkin on my Twerkin Toddler Shirt is hilarious and cute!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts...

Daddy reads it for the articles. Because that's the best part of playboy. Sure...     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

Come on guys, it's not Rocket Surgery!  Here's to the Future Rocket Surgeons of the world.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor...

This Toddler is a Louisiana Born, Registered Cajun Coon Ass!     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton,...

Is your kid smart? Like, really smart? If so they likely qualify as not smart, but genius … and a very stable genius at that!” Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine...

Great gift to honor that special (and especially Stinky) Uncle! Add Uncle's name at no additional cost. Perfect gift for families with a sense of humor and bad hygiene!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for...

One of the greatest quotes in science history! Before electric cars and 80's rock bands, the name Tesla used to really mean something! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made...

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge a Toddler by it's AMAZEBALLS.  Keep your Toddler boy looking stylish and getting laughs with this trendy and funny Toddler Shirt. Perfect for cool parents with a sense of humor...

Face it, kids are dirty! Handle with caution, there's no telling where that smell is coming from.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

Because theres just nothing cooler, than a cucumber. And this Toddler is just as freaking cool!     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

Keep your child safe from falling cows and spread awareness of this gravitationally challenged bovine issue. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

There's just something special about this Toddler... it's like they've been places, seen things...  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

You're going places kid. Not college, but places! Get a laugh every time with this terribly funny toddler shirt.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love...

Boom. This Toddler is the BOMB!  Handle with care.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather...

I don't care what you say, Clowns are creepy as hell! This, "I fucking hate clowns" Toddler Shirt is hilarious and perfect for that special person in your life with a clown phobia.    Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or...

Now that's true love! Show your love of family and tacos with this iconic graffiti design. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are...

Hello there! It's so nice to MEAT you.  It's Punny Fashion at it's finest!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100%...

I'm not always Rainbows & Butterflies!  Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I have to be happy about it!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100%...

Because nobody else has more boogies! I promise.  Dress them up in this unique "I am the Boogie Man" Toddler Shirt for some wicked and slimey fun!  Show up to your next Halloween party with your Toddler dressed in this and they will be the...

I have come from Heaven, to cause Chaos and Destruction, Love me!!  Parenting is hard and kids are crazy. Sometimes it seems as if they are on a mission to cause trouble, and maybe, just maybe, that's true.  Specifications:  Makes a...

Let's face it, You've got to have a sense of humor when you have kids. Especially if you have twins!!   Set comes with 2 Toddler Shirts, one of each design shown above.  You decide which sibling gets to wear which shirt. Specifications:  ...

Damn Hippies! All about that Peace, Love and Mommy Hugs. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey...

We don't get mad, we get even!!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather Grey shirts are...

After a big Turkey Dinner, This Toddler is Fat & Happy!  Happy Thanksgiving, now time for a nap!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Baby Shower or Birthday gift! Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

The perfect shirt for your wild child. Kolohe baby!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100% cotton, Heather...

Mind your Beeswax buddy!  People can be so nosey with little kids! "Are you still breastfeeding?" "Is he potty trained yet?" "Are they eating sugar for breakfast?" SHUT UP KAREN, It's none of your business.  Let your cool kid help you say what...

"Movember! Movember!" Help raise awareness for men's health and let your little one participate in the best lip critter holiday month of the year with this awesome toddler shirt featuring the Guy Fawkes mask with a sweet sweet mustache! Your Toddler just...

MY POP IS BIGGER THAN YOUR POP!!  Celebrate Independence day in style with this most patriotic Toddler Shirt!   It's a perfect 4th of July outfit!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool...

Ok. They might not be a Spoiled Brat yet, but we all know it's coming!  There's nothing wrong with being a spoiled brat, it just means you're loved!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool...

I think I can... I think I can... I literally can't even.   Just like the classic children's book. Well, almost.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable...

Everyone's got that one Aunt.. She knows to party, she loves her niece(s) and she's a complete Badass! Toddler girl is lucky to have her! Show some love with this funny, unique and personalized Winey like my Aunt Toddler Shirt.  Personalize...