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My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this design on a TODDLER SHIRT too, and make it a...

I mean, he is, isn't he?!  Get this design on a TODDLER SHIRT too and make it a matching set! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton,...

Babies really seem to have their priorities straight! Us adults make life way too complicated. Get a laugh every time with this hilarious and slightly offensive "To Do List" baby Bodysuit.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower...

 Stop! Colaborate and listen with this awesome Ice Ice on your baby.  Unique baby Bodysuits and t-shirts perfect for badass parents with badass babies. Makes a fantastic baby shower gift or birthday gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button...

This kid is destined to be a Smartass, Just like Mom & Dad!  This Future Smartass baby Bodysuit is perfect for new parents that are always making jokes! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Personalize it! Customize...

My Mommy is a M.I.L.F.! (Mom I'll Love Forever) What did you think I meant? Get your mind out of the gutter! Geez...   Get this design on a TODDLER SHIRT too and make it a matching set! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower...

I'm Cute, Mom's Hot and Dad's Drunk! It's okay, we still love him.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor.  Soft &...

"You can have my bottle when you pry it from my tiny little fingers!"  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft...

  This Bodysuit will ensure the best night of your life! More fun than a flaming bag of POOP.  I called the shit "Poop"! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable...

Wait for it..... This funny "Diaper Loading" baby Bodysuit is perfect for new geeky parents with a sense of humor!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made...

Don't mess with me! Have you seen my Dad's beard?! This baby is the coolest and so is Dad's awesome beard!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100%...

Everyone loves to tweet. Especially Presidents! Let the world know how fantastic your child is with official statements from our Commander in Chief! Pick the shown tweet or get creative and write your own hilarious Donald Trump tweet.   The...

Big racks make me hungry!  MmmmmMmmm, Momma. That looks good. A great punny Bodysuit perfect for daddy's future hunting buddy!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

Ok. So maybe babies aren't MADE there.... but it plays a pretty big part! And it's funny. So it works.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100%...

Ain't nothin much more that can make yo baby more gangsta than a shizzle in the dizzle.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love &...

What? Huh? I'm sorry, you'll have to talk to someone else. Me, No Hablo!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

This is my Kegstand Bodysuit! Because pretending to get babies drunk is funny! Actually doing it is wrong and will send you to hell. So don't do it! The perfect gag gift for the party couple who are becoming new parents!  Makes a fantastic baby...

Party in my crib! Bring all your homies and Let's get tit-faced!!  B.Y.O.B. (bring your own bottle or breast) Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with...

Don't make me call my Grandparents!  This funny and personalized grandparent Bodysuit is perfect for that spoiled little grandchild in the family. When it comes to grandparents, "Spoiled" is a good thing!  Choose from one of the many nicknames...

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! Get your hands on the hottest Bodysuit this side of the galaxy! SPACEBALLS! THE Bodysuit! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine...

Ain't no struggles when you got the snuggles. Hug Life.     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

Just like this T-Rex, your baby is UNSTOPPABLE!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo...

Babies are expensive! We need all the help we can get. Luckily, we've got Daddy's little tax deduction here to help out when Uncle Sam comes a knocking. It's about time they started giving back a little.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

Welcome to the SHIT SHOW Baby!  On so many levels! It's about to get deep in here...  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love &...

We've all got that one "Drunk Uncle" in the family. He's amazing, he's hilarious and once again, he's drunk at the family holiday party! Show some love for your own "Drunk Uncle" with this most wonderfully festive, ugly christmas sweater baby Bodysuit...

Oh that baby? Yeah, he's okay. Give your baby the award for World's Okayest Baby and celebrate mediocracy with the rest of us.      Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit...

Chicks are all over me, momma! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like print that will...

If you do know what it means, then you don't need to. If you do, then your kid need this.     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton,...

Thank god for life's little "Happy Accidents!"  This "Best OOPS Ever" baby Bodysuit is perfect for all of those precious, but un-planned babies!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

The math adds up! Penis + Vagina = BABIES!  It's elementary my dear. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

Hey Man! Don't be a Twatwaffle.   It's not that hard.  Get a laugh every time with this punny, offensive and oh so cute baby bodysuit!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for geeky parents! Bottom Close -...

Have you seen the feet on this kid?!  Get a laugh everytime with this smartass baby Bodysuit. Mine's Bigger Than Yours!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable...

Because everything is Bigger and more Badass in Texas! Show your pride with this "I'm from Texas" Baby Bodysuit, and if they don't like it? Well, they can just kiss your ass (or wipe your baby's!)  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift or birthday...

Great gift to honor that special (and especially Stinky) Uncle! Add Uncle's name at no additional cost. Perfect gift for families with a sense of humor and bad hygiene!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3...

Because these things really should come with a User Manual! This "User Manual Not Included" baby Bodysuit is a perfect gift for the new, and clueless parents.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap...

One of the greatest quotes in science history! Before electric cars and 80's rock bands, the name Tesla used to really mean something! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine...

I don't know about you, but I'm cool. I've had MY vaccinations!  Get a laugh on the playground (and maybe make some friends) with this hilarious "It's OK we can play, I've got my shots!" baby Bodysuit. Perfect for cool parents with a sense...

"You better watch out, I'm about to LOSE MY SHIT!" Literally? Figuratively? A little of both, most likely! Either way you do not want to get in the way of this pissed off baby! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3...

Come at me Bro! See what happens...  The perfect Bodysuit for babies with attitude!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love &...

Flipping the bird!  Subtle, sassy and really super cute! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality,...

Hot Dog! We've got a Wiener!  This Bodysuit just got you the punniest baby award!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor...

Everyones got that one Aunt.. She's one badass bitch and we love her for it! She'll tell you how it is and will always have your back!  Baby girl is lucky to have her! Show some love with this funny, unique and personalized Bitchy like my Aunt...

"IF YOU CAN EAT IN PUBLIC, SO CAN I! SO BACK OFF LADY, I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!" The perfect outfit for the breastfed baby who is proud to eat in public and tired of hearing the bullshit! Make a point and get a laugh with this smartass baby Bodysuit...

Baby's can't resist them. I mean, who can?!  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift or birthday gift! Personalize it! Add a name at no additional cost! Bottom Close - 3 snap button BodysuitMachine washable100% CottonSoft & Durable. Quality, tattoo...

Alright, alright, alright... Dazed and confused inspired baby Bodysuit featuring the famous Mcconaughy line.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100%...

It's a Wreath, It's a Franklin! It's Aretha Franklin? Nope, It's your baby! Nothing like a good Christmas pun! Unique and hilarious. A must have outfit for Christmas with the family or your next holiday party. Featured on Buzzfeed.com "27...

This kid can kill some cereal! I'm almost call him/her a Cereal Killer!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

Hell has no wrath like a baby that is hungry! That my friend, is called Hangry. And you would NOT like me when I'm Hangry!  So feed me, feed me now.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

Making a baby isn't always as easy as Mom + Dad = Baby! Sometimes it's a hell of a lot harder than that. Sometimes, you even need the help of SCIENCE!  This is the perfect Bodysuit to pay tribute to the struggle of so many parents...

Kid, your just a Small Fry now, but you'll be a Big Mack before you know it!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft...

Drinking Buddies for life!  There's no better way to outfit your little Half Pint than with this most awesome baby Bodysuit.  It's the perfect gift for new parents that are also beer lovers!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic...

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! What are you complaining about mom? We don't need sleep! I'M WIDE AWAKE!!!! This awesome baby Bodysuit is the perfect gift for the sleep deprived mom & dad.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift!...

Why are they always so sweet for the grandparents and a little shit at home?!  This badass baby Bodysuit says it like it is! Personalize it with Grandparents nickname of choice (Mimi, PawPaw, etc.) Just note wording change in special instructions...

My Dad is Bad Hombre! Or so some may say. But I know, he's a really great guy! Call him what you will, you big ole' bully! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable...

Trump hair and I don't even care! Sometimes you have Trump hair and you shouldn't care. It happens! Just don't care.....about your Trump hair.   The perfect Bodysuit to start conversations and family fights.*   *not responsible for fights or...

B is for Bodyslam! Wrestle Me Elmo is all the schooling you need. Take it to the sesame street with this adorable kick ass baby Bodysuit! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine...

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge a baby by it's AMAZEBALLS.  Keep your baby boy looking stylish and getting laughs with this trendy and funny baby Bodysuit. Perfect for cool parents with a sense of humor...

For the next generation of fabulous, who may also be covered in poop!  An awesome tribute to hair stylists and anyone who appreciates a good poop joke!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap...

Come on guys, it's not Rocket Surgery!  Here's to the Future Rocket Surgeons of the world.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Personalize it! Add a name for no additional cost. Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

Hey Mom and Dad! Get off your #Instatwitface and play with me!!    Perfect for new parents with a strong social media game! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable...

This Boss Baby means business!  Cookies are for closers kid, thought you knew...  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor...

When it comes to babies, this fortune cookie is ALWAYS true.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

What happens in Vegas doesn't ALWAYS stay in Vegas. Sometimes it grows in your belly and is born 9 months later. And then it stays with YOU for 18 years...  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button...

Making Mudpies. It's an age old past-time. It's only for a short time that you can get away with doing it outside. Poop! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with...

Damn Hippies! All about that Peace, Love and Breastmilk.  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor.  Soft & Durable...

I don't care what you say, Clowns are creepy as hell! This, "I fucking hate clowns" baby Bodysuit is hilarious and perfect for that special person in your life with a clown phobia.    Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift!...

I'm living on the edge Momma! Danger is my middle name! This cute and silly Bodysuit is perfect for that adventurous little one in your life. Life is too short to stay inside and avoid danger! Go outside, find some adventure and LIVE!  ...

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME! DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS Y'ALL! GOTTA MAKE THAT MONEY LITTLE HONEY!   A perfect baby Bodysuit to pay tribute to the one and only, Wu-tang Clan! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close...

Now that's true love! Show your love of family and tacos with this iconic graffiti design.    Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love...

Pug Life, dog... Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like print that will hold up...

I have come from Heaven, to cause Chaos and Destruction, Love me!  Parenting is hard and babies are crazy. Sometimes it seems as if they are on a mission to cause trouble, and maybe, that is true. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower...

Daddy reads it for the articles. Because that's the best part of playboy. Sure...     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love &...

Haters Gonna Hate. Players Gonna Play. I don't hang with Haters, Wanna play?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower and christmas gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love &...

There's nothing better than making yourself laugh. "Quack" yourself up with this funny ducky baby Bodysuit.  That's one funny baby!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine...

Let this be a reminder for every diaper change... Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like...

"Mommy and Daddy read 50 Shades of Grey, 9 months later I showed up.  Now I'm 50 shades of CRAY!"   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton,...

What family isn't a little loco?! Celebrate your crazy family with this awesome Cypress Hill inspired baby Bodysuit.  Makes the perfect outfit for any family gathering!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close -...

Take it easy mom, I'm just Wheezin' the Juice!!    This design is an ode to Pauly Shore, Encino man and the right to Wheeze the Juice! A perfect baby gift for the new parent who loves 90's movies and the cool kids who love...

Not all little girls LOVE PINK. Some girls HATE PINK. So let's quit shoving it in their faces and writing it across their butts! Give these girls some color choices and let them show their badass individuality!    Show your sense of humor with...

Do you even lift, bro?! I'm SWOLE baby!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like...

No way we are the only intelligent life in the galaxy. I just got here and already, I believe!   http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/chasing-ufos/articles/five-good-reasons-to-believe-in-ufos/ Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower...

Get your groove on baby! Werkin on my Twerkin Baby Bodysuit is hilarious and cute!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor...

I'm glad you got to meet me! I'm kind of a BIG DILL! A perfect baby gift for the new parent who loves punny babies!! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made...

  Why did the chicken cross the road? To tell that damn cow to knock it off!!      Nothing like poultry telling it how it is.    Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

It's only a matter of time. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo like print that...

Haaaaay Y'all! Whatcha think of my new Bodysuit?!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable. Quality, tattoo...

INCONCEIVABLE! This Bodysuit is not only a wonderful tribute the classic "The Princess Bride" movie, but it's also down right punny.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine...

This baby is a Louisiana Born, Registered Cajun Coon Ass!     Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft & Durable...

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The batmobile, lost a wheel and the Joker got away!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton,...

Hello World! It's so nice to MEAT you.  It's Punny Fashion at it's finest! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor. Soft &...

I think I can... I think I can... I literally can't even.   Just like the classic children's book. Well, almost. Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

Come on guys, a Baby's got to eat! Normalize Breastfeeding already!  "You eat with a blanket over your head!" #ShutUpandLetMeEat Make a point and get a laugh with this smartass baby Bodysuit.   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby...

As the great Bob Ross taught us; there are no mistakes, just HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100%...

Ok. They might not be a Spoiled Brat yet, but we all know it's coming!  There's nothing wrong with being a spoiled brat, it just means you're loved!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

It's almost evil to be this cute! This baby is Cute as Hell!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor.  Soft & Durable...

DIRT DON'T HURT! So come on Mom & Dad, let them get dirty. Let them explore! Girls and Boys alike! Let's play in some mud!!!! Kids need to spend less time in front of a screen and more time outside! This awesome baby Bodysuit reminds us all to unplug...

No! I do NOT want to build a snowman. I'll stay inside, because I'm a baby!  A perfect ode to the animated film we all love, FROZEN!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap button...

Shut Up.   Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! If I can't talk, neither should you. The perfect outfit for babies with attitudes! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

What? Huh? I'm sorry, you'll have to talk to someone else. Me, No Hablo!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor. White shirts are 100%...

Some might say that the third child gets the short end of the stick. We call bullshit! The 3rd child is the one to truly get this party started! Youngest, Toughest and Totally Badass. Keep your baby girl or baby boy looking stylish and getting laughs...