Toys & Teethers

Do you even LIFT Bro?!?! This awesome dumbbell shaped baby RATTLE is the perfect toy to get them ready to tear it up at the gym! This is the perfect gift for new parent's that are SWOLE!  A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower gift!  Made...

Hey Baby! Let's crank it to 11!! This badass baby RATTLE AXE  is the perfect toy to get them ready to shake rattle and roll! Bright red electric guitar shaped baby rattle, this is the perfect gift for new parent's that are music...

Grab your pole dad, I'll grab my worm, and my bib. Then, I'm ready to go Fishing!! This Fishing Vest Bib & Worm Teether Set is the perfect gift for new parent's that love the outdoors!  A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower...

MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!! This awesome little Speed Bag is the perfect toy to get them ready to tear it up at the gym! It hangs perfectly from a carseat to keep the little one entertained and in shape!  This is the perfect gift for new parent's that...

For the BADASS Moms!! This One Tough Mother coffee mug is perfect for cool moms who are fueled by coffee!  A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower gift!  Food safe, Microwave safe, Dishwasher safe and big enough to hold lots of delicious...

Only the toughest babies cut their teeth on a cactus!!  This "Suckulent" Cactus Teether makes a perfect baby shower gift for the new parents who still love a good laugh! Give your little badass something to chew on! You can pretend that they are...

Hey grandma, do you have an extra pair of teeth I can borrow!!  This "False Teeth" Teether makes a perfect baby shower gift for the new parents who still love a good laugh! Give your little badass something to chew on! You can pretend that they are...

Grab the butter, I'll grab my bib and claw. Then, I'm ready for some crustaceans!! This Lobster Bib & Teether Set is the perfect gift for new parent's that love Seafood!  A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower gift!  Two layers of 100%...

Grab your tools dad, Let's get to work! This Lumberjack Bib & Saw Teether Set is the perfect gift for new parent's that get the job done!  A perfect add-on to any badass baby shower or Father's day gift!  Two layers of 100% cotton fabric...

Learn to tie your shoes the OLD SCHOOL way. This "Old School" shoe is a great way to entertain older toddlers and young kids, and help them learn! It also makes a great decoration when not in play!  Give your little badass some retro fun as they...

Parenting is hard. You might as well have a sense of humor about it!  Have a laugh and set up the perfect photo op with these Parenting blocks! They make a great gift for new parents who are destined to be sleep deprived, covered in messes and will...