I've been Socially Distant since social distance was cool!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine...

This kid is not going to take it any more. RESIST!!! Perfect shirt for toddlers who are difficult to clothe, won't nap, eat or sleep when you want them too.  Nap time?  RESIST! Eat my food?...

My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this...

What happens in Vegas doesn't ALWAYS stay in Vegas. Sometimes it grows in your belly and is born 9 months later. And then it stays with YOU for 18 years...  Specifications:  Makes a...

My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this...

I mean, he is, isn't he?!  Get this design on a TODDLER SHIRT too and make it a matching set! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

Babies really seem to have their priorities straight! Us adults make life way too complicated. Get a laugh every time with this hilarious and slightly offensive "To Do List" baby Bodysuit...

I am this many!  Make a statement and get a laugh with this awesome "I'm This Many" baby Bodysuit.  Perfect for that cool little one year old in your life.  Specifications:  ...