My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this...

I mean, he is, isn't he?!  Get this design on a TODDLER SHIRT too and make it a matching set! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

That's one big baby!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor...

Babies really seem to have their priorities straight! Us adults make life way too complicated. Get a laugh every time with this hilarious and slightly offensive "To Do List" baby Bodysuit...

Dad, you are the shit!! And don't you forget it!  These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect gift! Show Dad some love and give him a card he will not...

Mom, you are the shit!! Don't forget it!  These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect gift! Show Mom some love and give her a card she will not...

Precious Little Fuckers, aren't they! They make life harder, but they are so damn cute, so it's worth it! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby...

Face the facts, Babies are Assholes! Giving us all a hard time, every step of the way! These handmade, hilarious greeting cards are the cherry on top of the perfect baby gift! Tell it like it is...