My mommy doesn't want your advice, but thanks anyways.  You know what they say about advice, opinions and assholes; everyone's got them, but most should be kept to themselves!  Get this...

I mean, he is, isn't he?!  Get this design on a TODDLER SHIRT too and make it a matching set! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

That's one big baby!  Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant bodysuit Machine washable. Made with 100% Cotton, Love & Humor...

Babies really seem to have their priorities straight! Us adults make life way too complicated. Get a laugh every time with this hilarious and slightly offensive "To Do List" baby Bodysuit...

This baby is a Royal...pain in the ass!  Come on, babies are precious and we treat them like royalty. But the truth is, whether they are part of the royal family or not, sometimes babies can...

We don't get mad, we get even!!   Specifications:  Makes a fantastic Birthday gift, or everyday wear for all the cool kids! Machine washable. Made with 100% Love & Humor...

Live Fast, Cry Young. This little rebel has got to start somewhere! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap button infant...

As the great Bob Ross taught us; there are no mistakes, just HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS! Specifications:  Makes a fantastic baby shower gift for funny parents! Bottom Close - 3 snap...