Description
Dad taught them everything they know.
Well, not everything. They still can't walk, talk, or wipe their own ass.
But they already know Dad is a mother fucker.
The perfect bodysuit for Father's Day, baby showers, family gatherings, or any occasion where Grandma needs to be reminded that you were never the favorite child anyway.
Soft enough for naps. Comfortable enough for tantrums. Inappropriate enough to make Dad laugh.
Welcome to Vulgar Baby.
Product Details
- Soft, comfortable baby bodysuit
- Bold graphic printed design
- Easy snap closure
- Available in multiple sizes
- Perfect for dads with a questionable reputation
- Excellent for baby showers, Father's Day, and ruining family photos
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | FITS BABY LENGTH (inches) | FITS BABY WEIGHT (LBS) (lbs) | |
| 3-6m | 9 3/8 | 20-25 | 12-16 |
| 6-12m | 9 7/8 | 25-28 | 16-22 |
| 12-18m | 10 3/8 | 28-30 | 22-27 |